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FLEECE CITY—Morning commuters were met with a gruesome scene as the body of Mayor Wilter was discovered in the square.
Investigators at the scene immediately suspected foul play, as the victim was placed on display above the door to City Hall. They declined to comment further on the exact nature of the horrendous scene, only saying, “Some of him was right here, and the rest of him was over there.”
Other witnesses reported seeing the word “traitor” written in blood across the concrete steps, but this has since been removed.
The Chugg Report has become aware of civilians taking photographs of the scene. We ask that any photos not be published.
The guard dogs were found unconscious and placed on medical and administrative leave pending investigation.
Travel to and from Fleece City is suspended until further notice.
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